Cats

For anyone who owns a cat, they're very clever, sassy, chill creatures.
For those who don't own a cat let me explain their logic


PS2? FUCK IT, CAT BED!

FRIEND'S XBOX360? FUCK IT, CAT BED!

YOUR BED? FUCK IT CAT BED!

YOUR FLOOR? FUCK IT, CAT BED!

FRESHLY WASHED AND DRYED CLOTHES? FUCK IT, CAT BED!

IPOD? FUCK IT! CAT BED!

TELEVISION? FUCK IT! CAT BED!

WEIGHT BENCH? FUCK IT! CAT BED!

COUCH? FUCK IT! CAT BED!


Seriously, you're not safe. Everything is a god damn cat bed.